An Ode to my new closet light

Aug 13, 2007 by

An ode to my new closet light,
It makes my clothes’ colors so bright.
On “the list” for a year,
With completion … unclear.
Now no more little “honey-do” fights.

(okay, at least not about that particular item, for which I am really truly grateful as the old light took 27 seconds to actually light up, and the light was extremely poor)

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  1. Joel

    Thoughts on the Honey-Do List

    Oh what is a man to do with his life
    Without clear commands and input from his wife?
    One fears he would wander and drift through each day
    without a clear goal or the good sense to say
    “Pray tell my dear lady what would you like me to do
    in order to make this day perfect for you?”

    But lo and behold what do the wise Wives provide,
    but a list for us poor men to use as a guide.

    Now some men may say this list is a gift,
    and failure to adhere to it may cause a rift.
    But those that are wise and experienced in years,
    look on this rare gift and it brings them to tears.
    For you see, just as one task is done and complete
    the list is amended to include two more feats!

  2. Pop

    I read both poems to my lunch group today and they were delighted and howled with laughter. They asked if you were both professional writers.

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